Bye everybody!

Not posting here anymore.

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Posted by Paige

Some of you may have noticed that I have not posted anything in the past few months. In fact, after my first post, I basically dropped off the face of the planet. I would like to say that I have been busy gallivanting around with a harem of women, much like Shelly, but the truth is that I have managed to acquire a girlfriend in my time away from the blog. So yes! Any of you planning on visiting the east coast, have no fear! The gay scene is strong and well here.

So now, some things you should be aware of if you come to visit Halifax:
- there is a gay club. Reflections. Hit it up - especially on a Friday night
- the roads are full of potholes
- there are a surprising number of homos for such a small city
- even if you don’t look for them, the gays will find YOU
- all of the stereotypes about east coasters being heavy drinkers are one hundred percent accurate

Grab a bottle.

 

And if any of you are curious about my girlfriend… I’ll leave you with a fun fact: she said she was straight when I met her. ;D

Update

 Posted By Shelly

Updates:

I've started wearing skinny jeans and baseball caps again.

I've also started flossing regularly and wearing slippers.